Thursday, January 5, 2012

I hope the cake isn't a lie.

I don't know why I made that post yesterday. Everything's fine, I trust Doctor Beakman completely. There are rumors that there's a double layered cake for desert tonight. Must be someone's birthday.

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15 comments:

  1. For fuck's sake, someone who can crack a damn code needs to get on this shit!

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  2. I got nothin sweetheart seems just like a random stream of letters both upper and lowercase

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  3. the cake was a lie

    the layers were not

    1364

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  4. The fuck does that even mean?

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  5. What I'm pretty sure he means you traitorous bitch is that the *code* is double layered. But what could the number 1364 (or should that be 13 64?) have to do with codes. Sold any of your friends to tall dark and tentaclely lately?

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  6. Proxiehunter, you're an absolute judgemental scumbag. But you've got it right. I've cracked it.

    It's sad when the woman with the 5th grade education is the first one to figure this shit out...

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  7. What is it i don't have the time to try and cracxk it.

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  8. Among other things? That he's being watched. It would be stupid to just post the translation. Just wait. He'll probably be back soon.
    I hope.

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  11. Ha ha ha! You know I would never post anything like that Chalchiuhtottolin. I trust the doctor. If I don't I won't get better.

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  12. A translation of my coded message for those who couldn't break it:

    Doctor Beakman has been reading my blog. He knows about the guy who wants me to bust out of here with him. Yesterday he thought he'd found him, he took Brandon down for shock therapy and fried the poor bastard so hard he can't even remember his name. Brandon was the wrong guy. I'm off my meds and we're planning to bust out of here as soon as we can. I really hope you people commenting on the blog are real. Avoid Shady Lawn. If you discover the name of the doctor treating you for so much as a hangnail is Beakman, run.

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  13. Oh, and the crazy bastard was right. The double layered comment was supposed to indicate a double layered code, in this case I put the message through base 64 encoding then rot13'd the resulting code.

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  14. I would just like to say, I find it sad you had to post your own coded message, along with how it was coded, in your own comments... :/ On the same note, thank you for the Portal reference. My day has been made.

    I've been reading from the beginning, doing research on the Fears and blogs/stories about them, and I am quite enthralled by your story thus far.

    ... Though, for a teacher, your English is not that great. :/

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